1 00:00:07,055 --> 00:00:08,721 You come. This way. 2 00:00:10,172 --> 00:00:12,225 Clear the room! 3 00:00:15,411 --> 00:00:17,109 Free, there is no one. 4 00:00:17,805 --> 00:00:20,775 - They seem to have calmed down out there. - Already. 5 00:00:21,606 --> 00:00:23,569 Shit! Frank! There is someone here. 6 00:00:24,676 --> 00:00:28,825 Is anyone there? Tell us who you are. We shoot on sight. 7 00:00:31,099 --> 00:00:33,686 Wait, don't shoot, Frank! He's just a boy. 8 00:00:34,081 --> 00:00:36,666 Hey, boy. Is that water for us? 9 00:00:40,426 --> 00:00:43,623 Jesus Christ, Frank, you just killed a guy! 10 00:00:45,652 --> 00:00:47,510 Holy Christ! 11 00:00:47,835 --> 00:00:50,513 Oh, my God. I try to revive him. 12 00:00:55,821 --> 00:00:58,221 - Are you giving someone a blowjob? What does he do? - Yes, so it seems. 13 00:00:58,251 --> 00:01:01,905 - Christ, Frank, he just wanted to give us a drink! - Forget it, he's gone. 14 00:01:02,046 --> 00:01:04,881 You can't go around killing people kids, think about his parents. 15 00:01:04,905 --> 00:01:07,983 - How long have they been playing? - Ah, nice... three full days. 16 00:01:08,013 --> 00:01:10,088 - Three days of this stuff? - Sure, sure. 17 00:01:10,118 --> 00:01:12,106 - Jesus Christ, did they sleep? - No! 18 00:01:12,136 --> 00:01:13,873 No. All the time hanging around the bar, 19 00:01:13,903 --> 00:01:16,157 - giving blowjobs to kids and shit like that. - Frank, behind you! 20 00:01:16,181 --> 00:01:19,492 Is this the direction? I mean, of the world? That is, of society? 21 00:01:19,666 --> 00:01:22,429 Hey there, some of you have saw my boyfriend arrive? 22 00:01:22,459 --> 00:01:24,086 - And what does this one want? - What? Who? 23 00:01:24,116 --> 00:01:26,805 - What do you want to tell us? Shoot. - It's just that I've been with this one 24 00:01:26,835 --> 00:01:29,410 super sexy stripper soldier, last night. He'll drop by here. 25 00:01:29,440 --> 00:01:30,872 - A stripper? - Already. 26 00:01:30,902 --> 00:01:33,968 - Wow, that sucks. - Disgust? If it happened to you 27 00:01:33,998 --> 00:01:37,020 you'd be a braggart for days. I do a Channing Tatum 28 00:01:37,050 --> 00:01:40,420 - and suddenly it sucks? - A what? A Gianni Tetano? 29 00:01:40,450 --> 00:01:44,559 - What's he mumbling about? - Refers to Channing Tatum. He's an actor. 30 00:01:44,589 --> 00:01:47,437 - How come this sounds familiar to me? - He's in the movie G.I. Joe. 31 00:01:47,594 --> 00:01:49,855 - G.I. Joe is shit, you could have said it right away, - Exactly. 32 00:01:49,885 --> 00:01:51,875 - Instead of naming names. - Ok, who cares. 33 00:01:51,905 --> 00:01:54,014 In any case, we understood each other immediately. 34 00:01:54,322 --> 00:01:57,564 And the sex was so intense that both we shed... tears of joy. 35 00:01:57,594 --> 00:01:59,171 - I feel like throwing up. - Already. 36 00:01:59,201 --> 00:02:01,095 - That's how it went. - Do you know what I think? 37 00:02:01,125 --> 00:02:03,120 That the guy comes because you took his watch. 38 00:02:03,144 --> 00:02:06,480 That's right, you screwed his wallet or else for him to show up here and you... 39 00:02:06,510 --> 00:02:09,228 - No? Just to talk to him one more time. - Yes, yes. 40 00:02:10,132 --> 00:02:11,763 - Hi, hey. - Hey, Mike. 41 00:02:12,583 --> 00:02:14,501 - Thank you for calling. - Thank you. 42 00:02:14,531 --> 00:02:15,858 So do you have my watch? 43 00:02:17,723 --> 00:02:20,467 Yes. Get straight to the point, huh? 44 00:02:20,699 --> 00:02:23,446 Look, I'm happy anyway that you called me. 45 00:02:23,476 --> 00:02:25,159 I wanted to thank you for last night. 46 00:02:25,268 --> 00:02:26,899 Thanks to you for last night. 47 00:02:27,266 --> 00:02:30,333 - Yes, it's just that while we were doing it, I was thinking: - Yes. 48 00:02:30,363 --> 00:02:31,791 "What have I become?" 49 00:02:32,558 --> 00:02:35,366 All I do is undress at night and play video games during the day. 50 00:02:35,390 --> 00:02:37,772 I have meaningless sex, with unknown girls. 51 00:02:37,802 --> 00:02:40,868 My daughter took away my speech, you know? And so I was, like: 52 00:02:40,956 --> 00:02:43,803 "Fuck!" And I realised of having hit rock bottom. 53 00:02:46,170 --> 00:02:47,735 That's why I was crying. 54 00:02:48,369 --> 00:02:50,639 - Ah, ok, I understand. - Exact. 55 00:02:50,669 --> 00:02:52,961 - But don't take it personally. - No. Because... 56 00:02:52,991 --> 00:02:55,024 - Why should I? It's... - Okay, great. 57 00:02:55,054 --> 00:02:57,400 - Yes, excellent. - Excellent, because it helped me understand 58 00:02:57,430 --> 00:02:59,274 that I have to give up that kind of life. 59 00:02:59,304 --> 00:03:01,326 - So I thank you. - Forget about it. 60 00:03:03,168 --> 00:03:04,741 I don't remember your name. 61 00:03:07,036 --> 00:03:08,036 Goddesses. 62 00:03:08,397 --> 00:03:09,397 Goddesses? 63 00:03:09,821 --> 00:03:13,267 - Yes. - Perfect. Now can I have the watch, or... 64 00:03:14,526 --> 00:03:18,108 - Hey, Dee, I think he just wants the watch. - Yes, yes... I understand. 65 00:03:21,346 --> 00:03:24,381 It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 12 Episode 7 66 00:03:25,932 --> 00:03:28,563 Translation: sobchak, nicodium, Skipper, Marissa94 67 00:03:29,144 --> 00:03:30,427 Review: matters Resync: nixxo 68 00:03:36,209 --> 00:03:38,362 :: Italiansubs:: [www.italiansubs.net] 69 00:03:41,547 --> 00:03:45,140 The bottom? I? Hey, handsome, what about When did your daughter stop talking to you? 70 00:03:45,170 --> 00:03:47,938 Maybe that was where you touched the bottom, okay? I am not the bottom. 71 00:03:47,968 --> 00:03:49,778 Do you know what they are? I'm a rock. 72 00:03:49,808 --> 00:03:53,878 Dee is a rock. In fact, I'm the guy of a girl who makes a better man. 73 00:03:55,332 --> 00:03:58,702 Do you mind if I take another shower from that leaky urinal? 74 00:03:59,159 --> 00:04:01,539 But he doesn't count. It's not a good example. 75 00:04:01,569 --> 00:04:04,514 No, I have to do something right away. Holy shit. 76 00:04:04,544 --> 00:04:07,554 I'll fix this, because, listen to this: 77 00:04:07,584 --> 00:04:10,193 Sweet Dee is a rock! 78 00:04:10,223 --> 00:04:12,816 - Jesus Christ, Frank, you killed a woman! - Who cares! 79 00:04:12,846 --> 00:04:16,378 - Christ, I have to stop, this is too real. - What? What are you saying? 80 00:04:16,472 --> 00:04:18,103 I need a break, man. 81 00:04:18,175 --> 00:04:21,371 - It's driving me crazy! - Come on, how will we win if you keep giving up? 82 00:04:21,401 --> 00:04:23,748 - Who cares! - Lots of trouble today, huh? 83 00:04:23,778 --> 00:04:25,687 - Already. It's pathetic. - Yes. 84 00:04:25,805 --> 00:04:29,445 Dee can't deal with rejection. Mac got hurt for a fucking video game. 85 00:04:29,475 --> 00:04:32,750 - Yeah... - And the traumatized stripper 86 00:04:32,780 --> 00:04:36,135 because he has to take off his clothes in front to a group of horny ladies? 87 00:04:36,165 --> 00:04:38,407 - Already. - And then she has sex with a disgusting cock? 88 00:04:38,437 --> 00:04:40,779 - Exact. - Come on, handsome. It's not trauma stuff. 89 00:04:40,809 --> 00:04:42,389 - Not really. - It's not bad either. 90 00:04:42,419 --> 00:04:44,751 I mean, I find it to be a insult to the people who have 91 00:04:44,781 --> 00:04:46,692 - had a real trauma. Like... - Yes, there are. 92 00:04:46,722 --> 00:04:49,315 - You, for example. - I? 93 00:04:49,442 --> 00:04:51,852 Sure, buddy. That's how it is. You grew up without a father. 94 00:04:51,882 --> 00:04:54,376 A woman raised you who, basically, she was a prostitute. 95 00:04:54,406 --> 00:04:57,613 The father thing is true. Yes, without a doubt. I have issues with my father figure. 96 00:04:57,637 --> 00:05:01,969 And you also, you know, what happened with the Klinsky, the librarian who raped you. 97 00:05:01,999 --> 00:05:03,538 - He must have made you... - Oh, no... 98 00:05:03,568 --> 00:05:05,411 - It's a trauma. - Stop it. Why do you say... no. 99 00:05:05,441 --> 00:05:08,273 - It's not rape, okay? Was it a mutual... no. - It was. 100 00:05:08,303 --> 00:05:11,442 - She was a mature woman, you were a little boy... - A woman cannot rape a boy. 101 00:05:11,466 --> 00:05:13,256 - An older woman can rape... - Don't... 102 00:05:13,286 --> 00:05:15,447 - It doesn't matter. That's not the point. - True, it's different. 103 00:05:15,471 --> 00:05:18,561 That's not the point. The point is... Yes, okay, I will. 104 00:05:19,883 --> 00:05:20,933 You will do what? 105 00:05:21,120 --> 00:05:22,256 The stripteases. 106 00:05:23,431 --> 00:05:26,039 - I didn't realize we were talking about this. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 107 00:05:26,069 --> 00:05:27,246 You know, if this... 108 00:05:27,276 --> 00:05:30,623 Mike wants to abandon a fantastic career as a stripper, 109 00:05:30,653 --> 00:05:32,317 hey, I'll take the baton. 110 00:05:32,347 --> 00:05:35,174 You know, to be honest, I'm angry with myself himself for not having thought of it before. 111 00:05:35,204 --> 00:05:37,104 - Understood? It's an obvious thing. - Yes, true. 112 00:05:37,134 --> 00:05:39,332 But do you know the truth, friend? I can't do it without you. 113 00:05:39,362 --> 00:05:41,660 I need you to watch my back. 114 00:05:41,690 --> 00:05:43,005 Do you want me to undress with you? 115 00:05:43,035 --> 00:05:44,522 Oh, oh, no, no, no, no, no. 116 00:05:44,552 --> 00:05:46,956 I... no, I literally want that look at my back, 117 00:05:46,986 --> 00:05:51,050 to make sure there are no moles or hairs horrible, bumps, pimples, things like that. 118 00:05:51,080 --> 00:05:52,178 And then fix it. 119 00:05:52,208 --> 00:05:54,436 Yes, yes, yes, I'll clean you up. Okay, I can do it. 120 00:05:54,466 --> 00:05:56,780 - Cool, man. Will you be my boyfriend? - Yes, I'll be the guy. 121 00:05:56,804 --> 00:05:59,212 Well, just the... guy who helps me. 122 00:05:59,242 --> 00:06:02,388 The one who carries around my lotions, oils, perfumes, razors. 123 00:06:02,418 --> 00:06:03,962 Sure, buddy. Let's toast. 124 00:06:04,268 --> 00:06:06,682 - Cool, right? - Yes, it's cool, bro. Cool. 125 00:06:09,035 --> 00:06:11,231 Frank, where are you man? I don't see anything. 126 00:06:12,928 --> 00:06:13,994 Holy Christ. 127 00:06:15,051 --> 00:06:16,701 Oh, who's there? 128 00:06:17,809 --> 00:06:19,072 Hey, kid. 129 00:06:19,250 --> 00:06:20,314 How are you, friend? 130 00:06:24,878 --> 00:06:26,620 No! Baba! 131 00:06:26,978 --> 00:06:28,126 {\an8}You killed my dad! 132 00:06:28,127 --> 00:06:29,127 Mother! 133 00:06:29,354 --> 00:06:30,416 Oh shit! 134 00:06:30,502 --> 00:06:31,634 Oh, no, man! 135 00:06:31,719 --> 00:06:33,619 I'm so sorry, man! 136 00:06:34,618 --> 00:06:36,672 Hey... son... 137 00:06:36,808 --> 00:06:37,808 Dad? 138 00:06:38,121 --> 00:06:40,098 What are you doing here? How did you end up in the game? 139 00:06:40,128 --> 00:06:41,511 I imagine that... 140 00:06:41,541 --> 00:06:43,646 we won't do those shots... 141 00:06:43,822 --> 00:06:45,264 at the end. 142 00:06:45,350 --> 00:06:46,937 Would you have played with me? 143 00:06:46,967 --> 00:06:47,967 I would have... 144 00:06:48,201 --> 00:06:49,201 but... 145 00:06:50,914 --> 00:06:53,189 you... you killed me, son. 146 00:06:54,359 --> 00:06:56,692 I... I love... 147 00:06:58,433 --> 00:07:00,134 Wait... dad! 148 00:07:00,164 --> 00:07:02,365 Who do you love? Who do you love? Wait! 149 00:07:02,395 --> 00:07:03,728 Dad, who do you love? 150 00:07:03,758 --> 00:07:05,996 No, dad! No! 151 00:07:09,946 --> 00:07:11,257 What the fuck? 152 00:07:11,877 --> 00:07:13,509 Was it a dream? 153 00:07:13,908 --> 00:07:14,908 Dennis? 154 00:07:15,303 --> 00:07:18,325 Oh, my God, man, I just I had a very strange dream. 155 00:07:19,493 --> 00:07:25,567 Support us and become a VIP member to remove all announcements www.OpenSubtitles.org 156 00:08:08,179 --> 00:08:09,728 - What is it? - Frank, listen, I... 157 00:08:09,758 --> 00:08:11,684 I... I can't sleep. I have nightmares. 158 00:08:11,714 --> 00:08:14,423 - Hey, hey, hey, Mac, slow down. - Dead children, fathers... 159 00:08:14,453 --> 00:08:16,772 - What are you saying? - I have to stop playing. I can't 160 00:08:16,802 --> 00:08:19,686 - continue like this. - No, no, no. Don't leave right now. 161 00:08:19,716 --> 00:08:22,521 - Listen, have a drink and calm down. - Ok, fine. 162 00:08:22,916 --> 00:08:24,985 I'll calm down. I'll drink some whiskey or something like that. 163 00:08:25,015 --> 00:08:27,511 Yes, down some malt. 164 00:08:27,541 --> 00:08:29,771 It's the best way to handle things. 165 00:08:29,801 --> 00:08:30,801 Okay. 166 00:08:32,575 --> 00:08:34,425 That boy is a mess. 167 00:08:38,539 --> 00:08:40,675 Fuck, Charlie, we're in thirty minutes late! 168 00:08:40,705 --> 00:08:42,802 I'm sorry I cut you off back so many times. 169 00:08:42,826 --> 00:08:44,329 - What did you have? - I was nervous, man! 170 00:08:44,359 --> 00:08:46,992 - Why? - It was such a muscular back to shave. 171 00:08:47,022 --> 00:08:49,023 - Thanks, friend. - Yep, that's a great back! 172 00:08:49,053 --> 00:08:51,577 - I work on it a lot, man. - Dude, you work there and it shows. 173 00:08:51,607 --> 00:08:53,800 - Thanks so much, man, I appreciate it. - Yes, of course, of course. 174 00:08:53,830 --> 00:08:56,144 - But let's not talk about it in there. Don't say it. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 175 00:08:56,174 --> 00:08:59,247 - Can you tell me what your character is? - Okay, here's how it works, buddy... 176 00:08:59,277 --> 00:09:01,348 Who they want to have sex with most of all girls? 177 00:09:01,378 --> 00:09:03,417 - The jugglers. - I... 178 00:09:03,447 --> 00:09:05,413 - Those who spin... - I know who I am. 179 00:09:05,443 --> 00:09:08,372 - With sticks and fire... - Yes, no, not with a juggler. 180 00:09:08,402 --> 00:09:10,716 They want to have sex with their fathers. 181 00:09:10,746 --> 00:09:12,842 - Weird. - Yes, it's weird. 182 00:09:12,872 --> 00:09:14,268 - So I'm a dad! - Oh... 183 00:09:14,298 --> 00:09:17,184 Okay, cool. Oh, and I'm yours boy, yes, it can work. 184 00:09:17,214 --> 00:09:19,086 No. Because you should be my boyfriend? 185 00:09:19,116 --> 00:09:21,887 Oh, you said I'd be a boy because I had daddy issues and... 186 00:09:21,911 --> 00:09:24,155 I didn't realize I would have it done in there, but it works. 187 00:09:24,179 --> 00:09:27,000 No, it doesn't make any sense! Why should you be... 188 00:09:27,030 --> 00:09:30,159 I'm their dad. How could I even be yours? We can't all be relatives. 189 00:09:30,183 --> 00:09:31,992 Christ, Charlie, It doesn't make any sense, man. 190 00:09:32,022 --> 00:09:33,817 I mean, you could have many children, I imagine. 191 00:09:33,847 --> 00:09:35,494 Although I have to say... 192 00:09:35,524 --> 00:09:36,720 looking in there, 193 00:09:36,750 --> 00:09:39,072 This doesn't make much sense. They are all older women. 194 00:09:39,096 --> 00:09:41,047 It will be difficult to succeed to do the dad thing. 195 00:09:41,077 --> 00:09:43,564 - It's not a great idea. - I can't see it well, man. 196 00:09:43,942 --> 00:09:47,161 Hey, buddy, do you think it might be for your trauma with the librarian? 197 00:09:47,191 --> 00:09:49,329 - Are you talking about Mrs. Klinsky? - Yes, she was old and... 198 00:09:49,359 --> 00:09:52,081 What? No. Let's not talk... Let's stop talking about trauma 199 00:09:52,111 --> 00:09:54,146 - and cuts... on people's backs? - Yes. 200 00:09:54,176 --> 00:09:57,096 - It's not sexy, okay? - Ok, yes, let's go then. 201 00:09:57,126 --> 00:09:59,322 - Ok, fine, let's go. - Good, buddy. 202 00:09:59,628 --> 00:10:01,054 Are you the stripper? 203 00:10:01,084 --> 00:10:02,384 Oh... yes, it's him. 204 00:10:02,735 --> 00:10:04,604 - How old are you, forty? - Exact. 205 00:10:04,634 --> 00:10:06,652 Okay, I guess May you two do well. 206 00:10:06,682 --> 00:10:08,705 "You two"? No, sorry, I'm just the guy. 207 00:10:08,735 --> 00:10:11,050 - The what? - Excuse me. I'm her boyfriend. 208 00:10:11,080 --> 00:10:12,905 Well, you're not my boyfriend. It's not... 209 00:10:12,935 --> 00:10:15,916 Think about staying out here at talk like girls, 210 00:10:15,946 --> 00:10:19,350 or do you want to come in and take it out your birds in exchange for money? 211 00:10:21,498 --> 00:10:22,498 Daddy? 212 00:10:23,984 --> 00:10:25,523 Don't call me "Daddy". 213 00:10:26,466 --> 00:10:28,130 Yes, my generation... 214 00:10:28,160 --> 00:10:30,236 We buried our own alcohol problems. 215 00:10:30,266 --> 00:10:33,366 But since you are soft you want to talk about everything, 216 00:10:33,700 --> 00:10:35,441 I thought this was a useful thing. 217 00:10:35,471 --> 00:10:37,744 A support group for it Post traumatic stress, Frank? 218 00:10:37,768 --> 00:10:39,737 Yes, yes. Maybe if you get help, 219 00:10:39,767 --> 00:10:42,759 - let's finish this fucking game. - How's it going, assholes? 220 00:10:42,789 --> 00:10:43,948 What the fuck are you doing here? 221 00:10:43,978 --> 00:10:46,434 Well, since I'm the rock, and not the bottom of the barrel, 222 00:10:46,464 --> 00:10:49,188 I decided to contact Mike to see if I could help him 223 00:10:49,218 --> 00:10:50,873 with some of his problems. 224 00:10:50,903 --> 00:10:53,973 I'm confused. They are meetings for veterans with post traumatic stress syndrome? 225 00:10:53,997 --> 00:10:55,787 Yes. You're military, right? 226 00:10:55,817 --> 00:10:58,040 No, it's just my character as a stripper. 227 00:10:58,070 --> 00:11:02,109 Really? I thought you based yours character about your past experiences. 228 00:11:02,139 --> 00:11:03,530 - Why? - Okay, listen. 229 00:11:03,560 --> 00:11:06,367 I won't try to get by like a veteran, Frank. 230 00:11:06,397 --> 00:11:08,919 - Yes, it doesn't look good on me either. - Well, then shut up. Just shut up. 231 00:11:08,943 --> 00:11:11,689 - Just sit down. - Okay, folks. Grab a chair and let's get started. 232 00:11:11,719 --> 00:11:14,860 - They probably won't even call you. - Okay, let's start 233 00:11:14,890 --> 00:11:17,359 I see that here today there they are new faces. 234 00:11:17,389 --> 00:11:19,536 Do you want to introduce yourself? 235 00:11:19,566 --> 00:11:20,657 Holy shit. 236 00:11:21,601 --> 00:11:22,651 I'm Frank. 237 00:11:22,763 --> 00:11:24,933 I've been around, seen a lot of things. 238 00:11:24,963 --> 00:11:26,542 I was in Vietnam for a while. 239 00:11:26,605 --> 00:11:28,232 Mainly private sector. 240 00:11:28,262 --> 00:11:29,891 I shot a couple of assholes 241 00:11:29,921 --> 00:11:32,663 who tried to fuck me in the ass pair of shoes from the factory. 242 00:11:32,693 --> 00:11:34,993 Nothing special. It doesn't concern me. 243 00:11:35,639 --> 00:11:38,189 I'm just here to support my friend. 244 00:11:39,386 --> 00:11:41,234 Hi, I'm Dee. I am the rock. 245 00:11:41,264 --> 00:11:42,964 I'm here with this man. 246 00:11:43,227 --> 00:11:47,327 There was a little misunderstanding about his military past, but... 247 00:11:47,407 --> 00:11:48,407 who cares. 248 00:11:48,712 --> 00:11:51,177 Now, he thinks he's hit rock bottom, 249 00:11:51,207 --> 00:11:55,129 you know, and I don't see how this is possible, so... 250 00:11:55,159 --> 00:11:58,326 we'll set the record straight, as we stand here today. 251 00:11:58,356 --> 00:11:59,753 Mac is a pussy! 252 00:11:59,783 --> 00:12:01,326 He doesn't want to fight anymore! 253 00:12:01,356 --> 00:12:04,232 I'm not a pussy. It's just that I don't want to kill women and children. 254 00:12:04,262 --> 00:12:06,868 How do I convince him to stop to consider them real people? 255 00:12:06,898 --> 00:12:08,551 Mike is ashamed of how he dances. 256 00:12:08,581 --> 00:12:11,926 And I don't understand... what a rock bottom behavior? 257 00:12:11,956 --> 00:12:15,171 Do you know? Think Channing Tatum. Please explain Channing Tatum to him? 258 00:12:15,201 --> 00:12:17,814 - I'm not sure I'm following. - Oh, yes. It's G.I. Joe. 259 00:12:17,844 --> 00:12:21,744 Mac can't sleep. It gives nightmares erotica and shit like that. 260 00:12:22,088 --> 00:12:23,819 - He doesn't know what's real anymore. - Yes. 261 00:12:23,849 --> 00:12:27,307 Mike is ashamed because he plays video games. It doesn't make sense to me, do you know why? 262 00:12:27,337 --> 00:12:29,896 - Video games are difficult. - Ever played Fallujah? 263 00:12:29,926 --> 00:12:31,966 - Finished five times. - Do you want to play with me? 264 00:12:31,996 --> 00:12:34,393 - I'm actually trying to quit. - What if he paid you? 265 00:12:34,423 --> 00:12:35,967 - Ten dollars an hour. - Winds. 266 00:12:35,997 --> 00:12:37,518 - Done. - Wow. Really? 267 00:12:37,548 --> 00:12:40,187 Well, look at that. We are Coming somewhere, right? 268 00:12:40,217 --> 00:12:42,714 It wouldn't have happened without it your rock, right? 269 00:12:42,744 --> 00:12:44,913 - Wait, Frank. And me? - You're out. 270 00:12:44,943 --> 00:12:46,767 - Dishonorably discharged. - Excuse me. 271 00:12:46,797 --> 00:12:48,385 What's going on here? 272 00:12:48,415 --> 00:12:50,090 It does not matter. We're done with you. 273 00:12:50,120 --> 00:12:51,534 - Yes, okay. - Yes. 274 00:12:58,526 --> 00:12:59,776 Hello, son. 275 00:13:00,809 --> 00:13:01,809 Dad? 276 00:13:02,371 --> 00:13:04,286 - What are you doing here? - I escaped from prison 277 00:13:04,316 --> 00:13:05,953 and I came to see you straight away. 278 00:13:05,983 --> 00:13:09,483 - Why do you love me? - Because I want to kill you, son. 279 00:13:15,547 --> 00:13:16,697 What happens? 280 00:13:17,157 --> 00:13:20,133 - When did I arrive? How long have I been sleeping? - You arrived, like, five minutes ago. 281 00:13:20,157 --> 00:13:21,758 You've been asleep for 35 seconds. 282 00:13:22,083 --> 00:13:25,214 Jesus Christ, I'm losing my mind. I mean, I'm going crazy, really. 283 00:13:25,244 --> 00:13:27,195 We're all having some difficulties at the moment, 284 00:13:27,225 --> 00:13:30,057 but we must fight fire with fire. Charlie and I refuse defeat. 285 00:13:30,081 --> 00:13:32,017 - We will win this war. - What war? 286 00:13:32,047 --> 00:13:34,240 - The war against women! - Women, man! 287 00:13:34,270 --> 00:13:36,338 Is there a war against women? Can I participate? 288 00:13:36,368 --> 00:13:38,968 Brother, move on since the beginning of time. 289 00:13:39,283 --> 00:13:40,840 And we are losing ground. 290 00:13:40,870 --> 00:13:41,870 Telephone! 291 00:13:43,423 --> 00:13:44,604 Ready? 292 00:13:44,634 --> 00:13:45,869 Yes. 293 00:13:45,899 --> 00:13:48,463 Yes, I'm talking to "Daddy and Boy"? 294 00:13:48,493 --> 00:13:51,052 Yes, the Boy speaks. 295 00:13:51,082 --> 00:13:54,647 Yes, so... I heard that you are very good. 296 00:13:54,677 --> 00:13:56,444 Well, yes, it's the truth. 297 00:13:56,474 --> 00:13:58,107 Well, I have a party for you. 298 00:13:58,412 --> 00:14:00,608 - Daddy wants to talk to you. - Yes. 299 00:14:01,052 --> 00:14:02,698 Yes, I'm Daddy. What are we talking about? 300 00:14:03,216 --> 00:14:05,538 Yes, huge party. A lot of sorority girls. 301 00:14:05,568 --> 00:14:07,791 Sorority girls. Oh, nice. 302 00:14:07,821 --> 00:14:10,183 Did you just lick your hand? Yes, it's... 303 00:14:11,013 --> 00:14:13,787 that's fine. Listen, some basic rules, though. 304 00:14:13,817 --> 00:14:15,390 Now I'm a bad dad. 305 00:14:15,420 --> 00:14:17,569 And the Boy will dance with me too. 306 00:14:17,599 --> 00:14:19,644 Okay. As you wish. 307 00:14:19,674 --> 00:14:21,584 Yes, we need Mike. We need him. 308 00:14:21,614 --> 00:14:23,438 - Mike? Why do you want Mike, Dee? - What? 309 00:14:23,468 --> 00:14:24,940 - Did you know it was me? - Obvious. 310 00:14:24,970 --> 00:14:27,457 - Who else does accents so badly? - The accent was terrible. 311 00:14:27,481 --> 00:14:29,735 - Terrible. - Okay, listen. I want to have fun, 312 00:14:29,765 --> 00:14:32,633 make a lot of money, party with sorority girls, you know? 313 00:14:32,657 --> 00:14:36,325 I have to show him that I have a life fantastic. This is not the bottom of the barrel. 314 00:14:36,355 --> 00:14:38,127 We do it at Paddy's. We all win. 315 00:14:38,157 --> 00:14:40,057 We make a lot of money... 316 00:14:40,392 --> 00:14:41,392 Yes. Okay. 317 00:14:42,940 --> 00:14:44,090 What? Ready? 318 00:14:45,069 --> 00:14:46,169 Holy shit. 319 00:14:46,267 --> 00:14:48,571 It's a good idea. It's... it's a good idea. 320 00:14:48,601 --> 00:14:51,027 The girls of the fraternities, I'm of an appropriate age for me, 321 00:14:51,051 --> 00:14:53,891 you know? Not like those perverted librarian. 322 00:14:53,921 --> 00:14:55,119 - Those cougars. - Yes. 323 00:14:55,149 --> 00:14:58,232 Who cares, friend. And then we'll play at home, at Paddy's. 324 00:14:58,262 --> 00:15:01,340 And with Mike we will be... we will be as one elite team of strippers, 325 00:15:01,370 --> 00:15:04,026 - like a department, man. - Beautiful, beautiful, beautiful. We'll be good, man. 326 00:15:04,050 --> 00:15:05,635 - We will win the war. - Fuck, yes. 327 00:15:05,665 --> 00:15:07,938 - We will win it. Do you know what Mac is? - Oh, yes. 328 00:15:07,968 --> 00:15:10,382 Maybe, after all, you might be useful to us. 329 00:15:11,308 --> 00:15:12,851 - He's sleeping. - Yes, he left. 330 00:15:19,819 --> 00:15:23,384 It's fantastic! I can't believe there are the zombies in the final level! 331 00:15:23,414 --> 00:15:25,668 I love zombies. Even ghouls. I love ghouls. 332 00:15:25,698 --> 00:15:28,592 Now, if we can get to that second box over there, 333 00:15:28,622 --> 00:15:31,173 we can take all the coins and we can win the game. 334 00:15:31,203 --> 00:15:33,082 We can win the game. 335 00:15:33,279 --> 00:15:34,867 - We can win the game. - Frank! 336 00:15:34,897 --> 00:15:36,897 Where are you? I can't see you. 337 00:15:38,173 --> 00:15:39,323 Shit. Frank. 338 00:15:45,170 --> 00:15:46,170 Frank. 339 00:15:46,836 --> 00:15:48,208 Frank! Frank! 340 00:15:50,115 --> 00:15:51,701 What happened? Where are they? 341 00:15:51,731 --> 00:15:54,561 Oh, you're in the back office. You fainted while we were playing, man. We have you 342 00:15:54,585 --> 00:15:57,163 - dragged here to make you sleep. - Oh, Mac. I think I was 343 00:15:57,187 --> 00:16:00,290 too hard on you. I think I have too post traumatic stress syndrome. 344 00:16:00,314 --> 00:16:01,847 - Oh, no. We don't have it. - Huh? 345 00:16:01,877 --> 00:16:05,464 Yes, I actually slept about 10 hours tonight, man, and I'm great. 346 00:16:05,494 --> 00:16:07,973 I think we were just plain sick due to lack of sleep. 347 00:16:07,997 --> 00:16:10,808 - Where's Mike? I want to finish the game. - Oh, we finished the game. 348 00:16:10,838 --> 00:16:13,619 Yeah, like, right after you pass out, Mike and I did it. 349 00:16:13,649 --> 00:16:15,557 - Man, that was awesome! - Do you want to do it again? 350 00:16:15,587 --> 00:16:16,979 No, I don't want to play anymore. 351 00:16:17,009 --> 00:16:18,605 Well, where's Mike? I'll play with him. 352 00:16:18,635 --> 00:16:19,983 He also pulls out. 353 00:16:20,013 --> 00:16:22,434 Yes, he's doing something strange striptease with Dennis and Charlie. 354 00:16:22,458 --> 00:16:24,829 I woke you up just because I thought you wanted to see it. 355 00:16:24,859 --> 00:16:26,059 - Real? - Yes. 356 00:16:33,898 --> 00:16:37,020 I really appreciate you having me found this evening. I mean, honestly, 357 00:16:37,050 --> 00:16:39,203 I don't think I was ready to abound this life. 358 00:16:39,233 --> 00:16:42,629 Of course not. Why should you? You're good dancer. There's nothing to be ashamed of. 359 00:16:42,653 --> 00:16:45,514 Listen, do you like video games? You I got some money. You're awesome 360 00:16:45,538 --> 00:16:48,543 stripper? I found this for you evening. And do you know what's next? 361 00:16:48,567 --> 00:16:50,792 - What? - I'll reunite you with your daughter. 362 00:16:50,822 --> 00:16:52,372 - Oh, man. - Already. 363 00:16:52,840 --> 00:16:55,231 Look, I really appreciate it everything you've done. 364 00:16:55,261 --> 00:16:57,809 - It really, really means a lot to me. - Yes, well... 365 00:16:57,839 --> 00:16:59,507 you just needed your rock. 366 00:16:59,537 --> 00:17:00,734 Get excited. 367 00:17:00,764 --> 00:17:03,343 - Hey, is the perfume okay? Is everything up? Okay? - I don't know. What do you think? 368 00:17:03,367 --> 00:17:05,303 - Do you like the scent? - Yes. And no blood. 369 00:17:05,333 --> 00:17:07,881 - Okay, good. - Everything is well taken care of. What do you think about this? 370 00:17:07,911 --> 00:17:10,179 - A child who licks. - Wait, what is this smell? 371 00:17:10,203 --> 00:17:11,564 - Cheese. - Is it cheese? 372 00:17:11,594 --> 00:17:13,649 Yes, yes. And then I colored the rest with markers. 373 00:17:13,679 --> 00:17:15,760 Oh, Christ. Because a licker cheese lick? Stink. 374 00:17:15,784 --> 00:17:17,537 - For my nerves. Yes. - It stinks like hell. 375 00:17:17,567 --> 00:17:20,644 Hate. There's nothing sexy about it in the cheese. Put it away. 376 00:17:20,674 --> 00:17:24,442 Sir, we are ready to make a mess tonight? 377 00:17:25,632 --> 00:17:26,824 Me too. 378 00:17:28,169 --> 00:17:32,004 Agree. We'll see tonight a little bit of skin. Yes. 379 00:17:32,034 --> 00:17:34,970 Scars and all. This, in fact, is a real scar. 380 00:17:35,000 --> 00:17:36,505 And there's a great story behind it. 381 00:17:36,535 --> 00:17:39,672 This is... They took me away a kidney, in reality, from... 382 00:17:39,702 --> 00:17:43,288 A Chinese. And he had no idea about that what he was doing, I'll just tell you this. 383 00:17:43,318 --> 00:17:46,554 - Trigger was a bad idea, huh? - Yes I know. But we needed a presenter 384 00:17:46,578 --> 00:17:49,491 - like McConaughey, in short. - Yes. But it seems we got it 385 00:17:49,521 --> 00:17:52,688 the McConaughey with AIDS fromDallas Buyers Club, not the McConaughey of Magic Mike. 386 00:17:52,712 --> 00:17:55,396 - Looks just like him. - It's a good audience, though. A good audience. 387 00:17:55,420 --> 00:17:56,533 Okay, well... 388 00:17:56,563 --> 00:18:00,223 That was my first time I really thought, "Hey, I could actually... 389 00:18:00,253 --> 00:18:01,703 I could die, and... 390 00:18:02,112 --> 00:18:04,015 no one will remember me." 391 00:18:06,463 --> 00:18:07,713 Agree! Hey! 392 00:18:08,335 --> 00:18:09,564 Let's move on. 393 00:18:09,594 --> 00:18:11,924 Let's make room for the real and the sexy! 394 00:18:11,954 --> 00:18:13,287 And let's take back the power. 395 00:18:13,317 --> 00:18:16,420 Let's give a big round of applause for the Daddy and the Boy! 396 00:18:26,735 --> 00:18:28,835 Hey, Kid, let's take a shot. 397 00:18:30,320 --> 00:18:31,870 Here it comes, dad. 398 00:18:32,650 --> 00:18:34,350 Hey. Nice shot, son. 399 00:18:34,542 --> 00:18:37,252 - I love you, dad! - I love you too, son. 400 00:18:37,282 --> 00:18:39,095 And even if I don't have it never said enough. 401 00:18:39,125 --> 00:18:40,997 - What's this? - I haven't been a good... Shh! 402 00:18:41,027 --> 00:18:43,332 I haven't been a good father, and now I regret it. 403 00:18:43,362 --> 00:18:45,754 No, it's okay, because Now we can really bond. 404 00:18:45,784 --> 00:18:47,018 What a strange thing. 405 00:18:47,048 --> 00:18:48,642 Hey! Shut up, okay? 406 00:18:48,672 --> 00:18:50,762 It's our thing. We have we have the power. Don't talk. 407 00:18:50,786 --> 00:18:53,651 Okay, you know what, dad, don't listen to them, because we will win this war. 408 00:18:53,681 --> 00:18:55,024 It's not sexy! 409 00:18:55,054 --> 00:18:56,259 Take something off! 410 00:18:56,289 --> 00:18:57,489 Take something off yourself! 411 00:18:57,519 --> 00:18:59,488 Okay, look, it's too much hot for baseball. 412 00:18:59,518 --> 00:19:01,668 I'll take off my clothes now. I believe. 413 00:19:01,718 --> 00:19:04,168 - Okay! - Yes, now we take off our clothes. 414 00:19:04,649 --> 00:19:05,658 Yes! 415 00:19:05,921 --> 00:19:08,361 Wait, wait, son, stop. Stopped. They are laughing. 416 00:19:08,391 --> 00:19:10,643 Don't take your clothes off if they laugh. We have the power. 417 00:19:10,673 --> 00:19:13,799 - It's not a joke! - It's not a joke, okay? This is sexy. 418 00:19:13,829 --> 00:19:16,446 Enough, enough... Oh, you know what? Review your plans why 419 00:19:16,470 --> 00:19:18,897 I'm the bad dad now. I'll take you to your fucking rooms. 420 00:19:18,921 --> 00:19:22,035 - I'll make you bend over my knees. - Get your dicks out! 421 00:19:22,065 --> 00:19:25,334 Okay, listen to me. Here we are. This is what you were born to do. 422 00:19:25,364 --> 00:19:28,314 Now go out there and save the situation, soldier. 423 00:19:31,597 --> 00:19:33,180 It's about a father and a son 424 00:19:33,210 --> 00:19:35,442 - whose relationship... - Oh, come on! 425 00:19:35,715 --> 00:19:38,029 And now the moment we've all been waiting for. 426 00:19:38,059 --> 00:19:40,129 The soldier, Mike. 427 00:20:20,432 --> 00:20:21,846 - Dad? - Oh, Janie? 428 00:20:22,926 --> 00:20:26,279 - Your dick was in my face! - Oh God, I didn't want to! I didn't want to! 429 00:20:26,309 --> 00:20:27,439 You disgust me! 430 00:20:27,469 --> 00:20:29,635 My finger touched your anus! 431 00:20:30,340 --> 00:20:31,890 Don't ever talk to me again! 432 00:20:33,228 --> 00:20:34,413 I did it for you! 433 00:20:34,443 --> 00:20:37,606 I did it for you! Am I your fund? I'm your source... 434 00:20:37,636 --> 00:20:40,749 Here you hit rock bottom, cock banging in your daughter's face, you son of a bitch. 435 00:20:40,773 --> 00:20:42,492 - Why did you do it? - Get lost! 436 00:20:42,522 --> 00:20:44,022 That's my daughter! 437 00:20:46,888 --> 00:20:47,888 Yes! 438 00:20:48,970 --> 00:20:50,570 - Wow. - Jesus Christ. 439 00:20:50,600 --> 00:20:53,747 - Wow, Dee, that was horrible. - It's the worst thing you've ever done. 440 00:20:53,771 --> 00:20:55,011 Do you know what it was? 441 00:20:55,041 --> 00:20:56,482 - It was your fund. - Yes. 442 00:20:56,512 --> 00:20:58,126 - Yes. - Who cares. 443 00:20:58,156 --> 00:21:01,110 - I feel good. I don't want to talk about it. - I don't want to talk about my thing. 444 00:21:01,134 --> 00:21:02,586 - What about your thing? - Ninth. 445 00:21:02,616 --> 00:21:05,148 Do you know what we should do? We should... Let's just get drunk. 446 00:21:05,178 --> 00:21:07,365 - Yes, come on. - Let's not talk about trauma. Let's not face them. 447 00:21:07,395 --> 00:21:10,559 - Let's think about having fun and getting drunk, eh? - Go for it with the malt. 448 00:21:10,589 --> 00:21:12,189 - Go for it! - Yes! 449 00:21:12,642 --> 00:21:15,062 :: Cheese lollipop!:: [www.italiansubs.net] 450 00:21:16,073 --> 00:21:24,073 Advertise your product or brand here, contact www.OpenSubtitles.org now